Our cage got cleaned and we got to enjoy extremely clean water. So clean in fact, we just couldn’t stop!

You could confuse us for professional turkeys sometimes. Look at the way we shake that food. Grape? Yum! Carrot? Also yum! Apple? THE BEST! We love to eat and we also love to get food over everything. It gives us a sense of purpose! Chiiirrrp!

“That green ball is going to be the end of us,” pouted Sprinkles. “Not on my watch!” proclaimed a defiant Pudding, stabbing ferociously at the green rattle ball of despair in an attempt to liberate his partner in crime.

You are cordially invited to the charity gala ball (disguised as a rattle ball) held by Pudge and Tillie at 23 Bird Road, Conureville. Please RSVP by… ahhhh we’re just kidding. We’re birds! Not hosts for a gala evening!

It’s not every day you get an off-brand packet of Pringles in your Christmas hamper… but when you do, it’s the perfect device to repurpose into a bird tunnel! Great for sneaking from point A to B without being caught by the police for drink birding!